Anonymous asked: virgo female who's had her heart destroyed by a gemini male. any advice on which sign will be good for me after i've completely healed?

find a Taurus, make him cake then fuck him stupid 

Anonymous asked: Sex with a Virgo woman (Scorpio Ascendant) and a Capricorn man (Ascendant unknown)? What would it be like? =)

not all the interesting/kinky but can last FOREVER Virgo’s and Cap’s can go for hours. 

Anonymous asked: Name signs from greatest to least affected by having a moon in Pisces. :D

this is an interesting question (I love it) 

aries 

sagittarius

leo

libra

capricorn

taurus

gemini

scorpio

aquarius

virgo

cancer

pisces

you guys should talk to me about your lives

I wanna have conversations :)

Anonymous asked: I'm hopelessly in love with a Virgo guy. I'm also a Virgo, and our birthdays are three days apart. Do we have any chance at anything?

yes, virgos and other virgos are compatible. The biggest thing to remember is that he’s just as sensitive as you so don’t be too critical. 

Anonymous asked: Got anything on lilith for a female virgo?

trust and severe confidence issues, you constantly compare yourself to others. Daily life is difficult for them, prone to irrational fears and deep seeded phobias is also prone to nervous breakdowns 

Anonymous asked: which sign is most likely to think they're annoying?

Cancers, Capricorns and Virgos because they’re paranoid. 

Anonymous asked: List each sign's your pet peeves of them.

Aries- I hate how selfish they are

Taurus- so fucking rigid

Gemini- backstabbing and two-faced

Cancer- they come off as really sweet but they’re really selfish

leo- far to insecure

virgo- to much details, seriously calm down 

libra- indecisive and boring, who wants peace and harmony?

scorpio- they think they’re the only person on the planet with “feelings”

sagittarius- they’re so self-righteous sometimes it hurts 

capricorn-agian, to rigid, they NEVER change

aquarius- they’re too fake and they think they’re quirks are cool when sometimes they’re creepy. 

pisces- they vent about their feelings all the time and I kinda want to shake them and scream “No one cares” 

Anonymous asked: Can you give me an order of the signs, the more feminine to the more masculine?

sure I guess idk if this is right

pisces

virgo

libra

cancer

taurus

scorpio

capricorn

aquarius

leo

gemini

aries

sagittarius